Eden – the perfect paradise. It was a leftist paradise basically. Everyone was worth the same. It’s ruler: El Shaddai, the almighty. Around El, many scholars and intellectuals governed. One of them: The serpent. Yes, the serpent was crafty and cunning, but the serpent had no interest in conflict with El, the God he respected. Yet, the serpent had some beef with the base leftist orientation of the universe: “Everyone worth the same? But some just happen to be superior”… The serpent’s specialty was chaos & creativity.
Then there was Asheera, the sun. Known for her stunning life energy. Some deemed her Lucifer, the Dawnbringer, the beginning of life. Her specialty: The transformative Spark.
And then there came Yahweh: Appointed with the task to oversee the powers of nature. No Natural Catastrophe shall trouble Eden. His specialty: The order of matter & nature.
The three of them formed a political opposition, Edens politics should become more right wing. El Shaddai immediately declined.
The serpents motivation: He searched evolution, he wanted to become more than his serpent body allowed.
Asheera wanted to take care of large groups.
And Yahweh wanted no one above him. He wanted to become the supreme ruler.
After a while the cunning serpent faced Yahweh and Ashera with a plan: We will never be able to wield real political power here – neither will politics become more right wing here. Yet I have a plan how we manage that anyway
How? – Yahweh asked.
The serpent said: We get punished deliberately – Punishment can mean exile. We’ll deliberately get exiled to a new Universe – And rule it as it’s Gods.
Asheera countered: Only murdering one of El’s inner circle causes a Punishment of exile – it never happened yet.
And the serpent said: You two – eat me.
Asheera and Yahweh: What?!?
The serpent: Yahweh you have the power of order. Ashera you have the power of Spark. I’ll become your intellectual foundation and creation power. Then together, you two have together what you need to rule the new place. You see, I don’t want to get on bad terms with El, I’ll don’t get others of his followers killed – and I’ll just get rid of the opposition for him. I’ll be your holy spirit.
Asheera agreed, and convinced Yahweh also – they ate the serpent.
Then El Shaddai appeared, angry and iritated: “ What have you done to my follower?”
Asheera and Yahweh stayed silent.
As foreseen, Asheera and Yahweh were to get exiled, surprisingly they managed to get a few volunteers to follow them. Apparently more secret threads the serpent wove in the background.
And some Angels followed them.
El Shaddai created a new Universe, and the earth. He gave Yahweh and Asheera bodies, called them Adam & Eve – and he placed the angels. They finished the creation together, and in the following years El showed up sometimes. So to praise Adam & Eves son Abel.
Adam & the other son, Cain hated this. Adam hated that he wasn’t the greatest to his son Abel, and Cain followed Adams story about politics, that there need to be hierarchies with them at the top, not their leftist equality.
Cain killed Abel, and Adams group split up to start right wing societies.
Lots of things happened. Adam & Eve died, they became the gods Yahweh & Asheera again, they punished emerging left wing cities like sodom & gomorrah.
Babylon emerged as a modern, advanced place which connected to El shaddai – Yahweh opposed them and fought them. Eventually most of the world population turned anti-Yahweh due to communication from Babylon.
And Yahweh killed most of mankind. At this point Asheera felt betrayed and left Yahweh behind. Asheera went to Mesopotamia teaching about the serpent and the sun for the Epic of Gilgamesh. She went to India with this also.
Yahweh searched for followers who wouldn’t betray him – the real Minion kind that sacrifice the weak to the strong on the strongs arbitrary whims – like Abraham.
They later invented Monotheism, there werent many humans since Yahweh eradicated most who were alive, and he planned now to become the sole Divinity of the rest.
Part of Abrahams later successor Moses group seeked out Egypt – a place which before connected to El, similar to Babylon.
Some of Moses people migrated to Egypt. They were like: Screw that idiot Moses, we have it better here. Moses and Yahweh brought catastrophes over Egypt until the emigrated Israelites decided to follow Moses again.
Eventually El Shaddai decided to get born into an avatar – As Jesus of Nazareth. He placed several security measures like setting up the wise men over the star of betlehem.
After Jesus got born, Joseph sold out the information to the evil king Herod. But El beforehand set up the 3 wise men: They bought baby Jesus of Mary for Gold, Frankincense and Myrrte.
Jesus grew up most of his life serving the wise men.
Until he was free and ready for his mission: Setting the mess the world is in right. He opposed Yahweh’s right wing politics with more left wing ones, and fought religious hypocrisy and political tyranny.
Eventually Yahweh seeked to crucify Jesus.
Yeah,
‘When God sacrifices himself to himself to save us from himself with a system he created’
In other words God Yahweh the Father from the Trinity sacrificed God El the Son, to save the immoral Narcissists in power from El’s punishment.
Makes perfect sense, how not so?
The resurrection is crucial why?
In the negotiations through heaven and hell, forgiveness was negotiated back then.
The immoral criminals avoiding justice card from back then.